Angelina Jolie is pregnant?

Angelina Jolie is pregnant, according to a non-reliable celebrity news source. You heard it there first, and in 99.9% likelihood, incorrectly! This is the second tabloid to make Angelina Jolie pregnant in a month. It’s her own fault, making comments that she might be expanding her brood.

Angelina did say recently, “I could end up pregnant.” Could. She also said “I love being pregnant!” In general. Not right now.

“She’s almost three months along,” the faux Deep Throat dished. “It’s not something she wants to officially announce but she’s telling a select group of people.”

“Angelina is really savoring every moment. She loves being pregnant. She’s been having a tough time with morning sickness but says it’s all worth it.”

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